when guys wear shorts and you can see their dicks move
I buy shorts a size bigger so I don’t be that awkward guy with the wiggling crotch.
So guys, buy bigger shorts, hide your willy, don’t be silly.
NO THATS NOT WHAT I WANT AT ALL
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
That’s more Beyonce than i’d be ready for, too.
via Raised by Screens.
what if bodies just had random errors like computers do
you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor
What kind of fucking computer errors are you getting?
So close to 30k! Can we get Latrice there? Go Go Go Go !
This is what happens when I have no assignments over the weekend…
The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.
that’s a lot of murder
did you just read the entire bible over the weekend
uh oh
This girl is ridiculous. Someone please put a saber in her hands.
plot for 99% gay porn
nkfr:
That….is sick
For the person who wants to kill the shit out of somebody.
The knife is in case I don’t kill you with the six bullets first.
the Apache Revolver, ladies and gentlemen
What the shit?
THANK YOU
